oh, crabby. you exhaust me. i haven't been able to keep up with you the past week or so. the yard is full of gloves and socks and garbage. i talked to the neighbor behind us last week. she had stolen the rubber chicken from him, apparently.....from his basement. so i gave it back to him. and a few days later, it was back on our porch. she had re-stolen it. he told me that he finds her in his basement regularly. he finds her footprints on his computer. and once he found her with a box of kleenex she had dragged from a tabletop and was pulling the tissues out of the box. i returned quite a few things to him. gloves. a bag of bolts. a bag of guitar cleaning cloths.
but despite finding the pilfered items' homes, the yard continues to fill. apparently she's a leafs fan.....she brought a hockey sock in the leafs colours. and a pretty tea towel. a sock. gloves, gloves and more gloves. another mask. and a bread bag full of plastic bags. and i haven't even checked the back of the yard for a couple of days!!!